Pictures, discussion, and news from around the world that has to do with our favorite nut that's not a nut: Arachis hypogaea. Peanut Butter Wolf is my relaxing music, my lunch music, my chilling music.A subreddit for peanut butter, in all its evolution disproving awesomeness.Īnd for all things peanuts, from the most delicious American peanut butter on a piece of white bread to savory Malian meat stew with a garnish of peanuts eaten out of a wooden bowl. God spreads grace like a 4-year old spreads peanut butter-He gets it all over everything. The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich. Rice cakes and peanut butter is my favorite snack in the whole wide world. Kuh-laire, Is cam a fattening Girl Scout Cookie layered with peanut butter and a chocolate coating? No. You can always trust a dog that likes peanut butter. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter. I'd take my clothes off for chocolate and peanut butter.īut unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly. I make a mean peanut butter and jelly sandwich. The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter. To me, peanut butter is the breakfast of champions! This fortuitous new blend was radio and baseball. In August of 1921, one of the great American combinations was unveiled—even better than the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly. Peanut butter is the greatest invention since Christianity, There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich. And my wife that is always happy and possibly naked. I would like magical palm tree that had a lot of shade with instead of coconuts there's just peanut butter jelly sandwiches with cheetos underneath. Once you let Jesus in your kitchen, he just keeps on making peanut butter and banana sandwiches, and he never leaves. While it's true that you may lose your religion during the course of a lifetime, you never lose your salvation. Q: What's the difference between a tweaker and an elephant? A: The elephant will eat all your peanut butter. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.ĭo you want to make a tamale with peanut butter and jelly? Go Ahead! Somebody will eat it. If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream. If we give someone a piece of bread and butter, that's kindness, but if we put jelly or peanut butter on it, then it's Loving Kindness. I ate the sandwich and was like, 'I'm never eating anything else again.' And I still eat peanut butter every day. When I was 11 my friend's mom made a peanut butter sandwich.